Funny Quotes
27/01/2013 13:20
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
27/01/2013 13:21
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
27/01/2013 13:22
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
27/01/2013 13:23
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
27/01/2013 13:24
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
27/01/2013 13:26
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
27/01/2013 13:27
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
27/01/2013 13:27
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
27/01/2013 13:27
Bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
27/01/2013 13:27
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
