Funny Quotes
27/01/2013 13:30
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
27/01/2013 13:31
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
27/01/2013 13:31
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
27/01/2013 13:32
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
27/01/2013 13:32
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
27/01/2013 13:33
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
27/01/2013 13:35
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
27/01/2013 13:35
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
27/01/2013 13:35
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
27/01/2013 13:38
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
