Funny Quotes
27/01/2013 13:38
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
27/01/2013 13:39
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
27/01/2013 13:40
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
27/01/2013 13:41
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
27/01/2013 13:42
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
27/01/2013 13:45
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
27/01/2013 13:45
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
27/01/2013 17:47
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
27/01/2013 17:47
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
27/01/2013 17:49
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
