Funny Quotes
27/01/2013 19:56
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
27/01/2013 19:56
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
27/01/2013 19:57
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
27/01/2013 20:00
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
27/01/2013 20:11
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
28/01/2013 07:47
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
28/01/2013 07:47
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
28/01/2013 07:50
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
28/01/2013 07:51
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
28/01/2013 07:52
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for member.
