Funny Quotes
28/01/2013 07:54
Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
28/01/2013 07:54
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
28/01/2013 07:54
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for member.
28/01/2013 07:56
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
28/01/2013 07:56
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friendstold me she was in labor for thirty six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours.
28/01/2013 07:57
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
28/01/2013 08:00
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
28/01/2013 08:02
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
28/01/2013 08:02
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
28/01/2013 11:02
If I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts.
